Friends are like panties… Some crawl up your butt. Some snap under pressure. Some don’t have the strength to hold you up. Some get a little twisted. Some are your favorite. Some are holey. Some are cheap. Some are naughty And some actually cover your Ass when you need them to.

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A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.A simple friend has never seen you cry.A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.A simple friend doesn’t know your parents’ first names.A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.A simple friend brings a bottle of [...]