Bits Of Wisdom » Friends http://bitsofwisdom.org Culled from the internet and inner nut. Sun, 05 Feb 2012 16:59:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 The better part of one’s life… http://bitsofwisdom.org/2012/01/16/the-better-part-of-ones-life/ http://bitsofwisdom.org/2012/01/16/the-better-part-of-ones-life/#comments Mon, 16 Jan 2012 18:25:13 +0000 Jonco http://bitsofwisdom.org/?p=4249 The better part of one’s life

consists of his friendships.

    — Abraham [...]]]> The better part of one’s life

consists of his friendships.

    — Abraham Lincoln

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Thanks Janet [...]]]>

Panties2Friends are like panties… Some crawl up your butt. Some snap under pressure. Some don’t have the strength to hold you up. Some get a little twisted. Some are your favorite. Some are holey. Some are cheap. Some are naughty And some actually cover your Ass when you need them to.

Thanks Janet B

 

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Thanks Fabian

 

]]> http://bitsofwisdom.org/2011/12/10/friends-are-the-fruit-cake-of-life/feed/ 0 A simple friend vs. a real friend http://bitsofwisdom.org/2011/10/21/a-simple-friend-vs-a-real-friend/ http://bitsofwisdom.org/2011/10/21/a-simple-friend-vs-a-real-friend/#comments Fri, 21 Oct 2011 16:20:47 +0000 Jonco http://bitsofwisdom.org/2011/10/21/a-simple-friend-vs-a-real-friend/ A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.A simple friend has never seen you cry.A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.A simple friend doesn’t know your parents’ first names.A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.A simple friend brings a bottle of [...]]]> A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.
A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
A simple friend doesn’t know your parents’ first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.
A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.
A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend calls you after you had a fight.
A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!
A simple friend reads this e-mail and deletes it.
A real friend passes it on and sends it back to you!
When you are down to nothing … God is up to something!

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Friendship, loyalty, love, do not require coupons.

   —  George T. [...]]]> The best things in life are never rationed.

Friendship, loyalty, love, do not require coupons.

   —  George T. Hewitt

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    —  Arnold [...]]]> You will make more friends in a week by getting yourself interested in other people than you can in a year by trying to get other people interested in you.

    —  Arnold Bennett

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Thanks [...]]]> Friends are like underpants….
Some crawl up your ass…
Some snap under pressure…
Some don’t have the strength to hold you up…
Some get a little twisted…
Some are your favorite…
Some are cheap and just plain nasty…
And some actually do cover your ass when you need them to..

Thanks Ed S.

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Thanks Mike (From [...]]]> Friends r like snowflakes

Thanks Mike (From Spain)

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