Great truths about growing old

 1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional…
 2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
 3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you’re down there.
 4) You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
 5) It’s frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions…
 6) Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician
 7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

Thanks Ronnie