It’s your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.
— Author Unknown
Good judgment comes from experience.
Experience comes from bad judgment.
— Mulla Nasrudin
1-Be polite, people like polite people. People give free stuff to polite people
2-If you have a default installation of windows XP, Press cntrl-alt-delete twice on login, type in ‘Administrator’ with no password. Boom. You’re in
3-pay attention to details
4- Girls are expensive
5- cars are expensive
6-if you want to make an essay longer, do cntl-‘F’ search for “.” change period size from 12 to 14
7- When receiving a call from a telemarketer, press ‘9’. You are then added to that companies ‘do not call list 95% of companies do this
8- Wait for sales
9- If you get a brain freeze, press your tongue to the roof of your mouth
10- Don’t be afraid to ask for help
11-Peel bananas from the bottom
12- When eating a chicken wing (With two bones) remove the smaller bone. No meat missed
13- Don’t be rude to a cop who could give you a ticket
14- If a cop asks you where you are going you say HOME
15-Honesty gets respect. If you are respected you will get better opportunities.
16- If you need to take a midnight bathroom break, keep one eye closed to keep ‘Night Vision’
17- AAA. Get it.
18- Bikes are cheaper than cars, and the health benefits are good too
19- Put that you were time’s 2006 person of the year on your resume. In 2006, Time made ‘Everyone” the person of the year
20- 5th amendment. Be quiet and wait for a Lawyer
21-Tapping on the top of a soda can will make it fizz less
22- If you forget someones name simply say ” Sorry, what was your name again?” They may look annoyed, but once they tell you say “No, I meant your last name” boom. First and last name.
23- Restarting the computer solves roughly 75% of errors.
24- Always act cool and collected
25- use a condom
26- Always save a word doc as a .DOC so that it will work on office 2003
27-inflammable = flammable
28- Never chug over 40 proof
29- Always leave a note
30- Always take a minute to make sure you have everything you need, better than taking 10 to get back to grab it
31-Bengay should NEVER go on the crotch
32-Save your work
33- Listen to music if you are in a bad mood
34- Write down ideas
Money is better spent on things you want to do as opposed to things you want to own.